While driving in the van with the family on Friday, we overheard on the radio that auditions were going on for a talent competition. I asked the children what my talents were. Here were their responses:
Random Child: Cooking!
Benjamin: You're baked oatmeal! (This boy loves my cooking and he especially loves to eat breakfast.)
Patricia: You can tell us what to do while cooking. (Huh. I think she was politely telling me that I'm bossy.)
Matthias: Giving birth!
At that point, Eric and I burst out laughing! What's your talent?